Sarah (seraphim_muso) wrote in jiggypiggy,
Sarah
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Pig personality test

I just got forwarded this piggy personality test by my good friend Tashana.

She writes:

Hi Sarah!

Here is the much anticipated, all-seeing, all-knowing, life-altering, carpet-enhancing, vegetable-eating, and generally fantasmagorically splendiferous PIG PERSONALITY TEST (yay yay! ta da!)

Hope you enjoy..... no cheating, make sure you draw a pig on a piece of paper first. I will know if you don't!!!

Lotsa love'n'stuff,


Tashxxxxxxxx


hehe. Ok.. on the the test now:


Oi!! Don't cheat by reading the whole thing first. Get a blank piece of
>paper, and draw a picture of apig on it, just a basic drawing,don't spend
>all day on it.
>DRAW THE PIG BEFORE YOU GO ON.
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>IF YOU DON'T THE TEST WON'T WORK!
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>NO CHEATING,
> DRAW THE PIG FIRST
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> HAVE YOU DONE THE DRAWING ??
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> IF NOT GO BACK AND DO IT NOW!
> IT REALLY IS FUN IF YOU DO IT RIGHT!
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> OK, now to the interesting stuff ...
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> The pig serves as a useful test of the personality
>traits of the drawer.
>If the pig is drawn: Toward the top of the paper,
>you are positive and
>optimistic. Toward the middle, you are a realist.
>Toward the bottom, you
>are pessimistic, and have a tendency to behave
>negatively.
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>Facing left, you believe in tradition, are friendly,and remember dates
>(birthdays, etc.) Facing right, you are innovative
> and active, but don't
>have a strong sense of family, nor do you remember
>dates.
>Facing front (looking at you), you are direct, enjoy playing devil's
>advocate and neither fear nor avoid discussions.
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>With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful. With
>few details, you are emotional and naive, you care little for details and
>are a risk-taker.
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>With less than 4 legs showing, you are insecure or are living through a
>period of major change. With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn,
>and stick to your ideals. If there are more than 4 legs, you are stupid.
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>The size of the ears indicates how good a listener you are. The bigger
>the better.



The length of the tail indicates the quality of your sex life!!!! (And again more is better!)

OK, who didn't draw a tail?
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